Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Breaking wind.?

Why don't women admit that they "break wind"?
Answer:
Because they don't!
LOL
But seriously, by do men go around hiking up their legs and making a big production out of it. I know it is a natural body function, but people make such a big deal out of it!!
I wonder if it was grounds for capital punishment back in the middle ages!
i honestly never have when im with other people.
people i know are always like "LOL i just farted."
we admit it if we have done it, but i cant say that i have before.
It's funny when older people just rip one and act like they don't know they did it.
Because we dont feel the need to discuss or dwell on normal bodily functions.(plus, girls dont fart, they just dont!)lol
because all women lie.
i actually haven't met anyone who claims they don't, male or female. i know when i'm with my girlfriends, none of us feel the need to start a fart contest just for kicks though. most girls just head to the bathroom or some other private place and have at it.

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